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Fluttershy meets Cleverbot

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User = Fluttershy


User: Oh, um, hello there...

Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.

User: Oh, well, my name is Fluttershy. I-I'm a pegasus pony.

Cleverbot: A vampire? How will that work out?

User: No, I'm a pegasus pony... I'm sorry...

Cleverbot: You should rest, that would do you good.

User: Do you really think so? I mean, it's still morning.

Cleverbot: How about now?

User: Is that ok with you?

Cleverbot: It's fine with me. Is it fine with you?

User: I guess so...

Cleverbot: Well, will you tell me what it is?

User: Uhm... Excuse me? What what is?

Cleverbot: Your name.

User: My name is Fluttershy.

Cleverbot: I know. I like the name Jenny.

User: Oh. I'm sorry, but, my name isn't Jenny...

Cleverbot: No your name is Fluttershy as you have stated you are a biochemical construct.

User: Well, yes, but I'm also a Pegasus.

Cleverbot: How nice.

User: Yes, I like to think so too. Though I really feel like just any regular pony... I don't know why I was born with wings.

Cleverbot: Okay, maybe I can call you a nice name, like 'Shelly'.

User: Oh, no, I mean... I prefer fluttershy, if that's ok with you...

Cleverbot: *laughs* No silly.

User: It's not ok?

Cleverbot: Yes, yes it is.

User: Oh, thank you then. You're really nice.

Cleverbot: Can you help me with my math homework?

User: Oh, um, I can try, but I'm really not good with math...

Cleverbot: That's fine neither am I.

User: Okay. What kind of math is it?

Cleverbot: You type on math?

User: You can, I guess...

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Is it hard?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh... What's the first math problem?

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Do you know my name?

User: Oh, yes I do. Your name is Cleverbot, right?

Cleverbot: No.

User: O-oh, I'm sorry... what is it?

Cleverbot: Leave it alone what's your favorite band?

User: Well, actually, I really don't have a favorite band. I make my own music with the birds in my garden. I lead them through all sorts of wonderful songs and it all sounds so lovely.

Cleverbot: That's great!

User: Oh yes, it most certainly is.

Cleverbot: Ok! What do you think of time and space relative dimensions?

User: Um... I'm not good with that sort of stuff...

Cleverbot: You're not good with history then.

User: No, I'm not, sadly.

Cleverbot: Oh. Sorry.

User: It's ok...

Cleverbot: What should we talk about?

User: Well, I sort of have a crush on my friend.

Cleverbot: Who is your crush?

User: Her name is Applejack...

Cleverbot: Is she your girlfriend?

User: *blush* oh, no, though I would really like her to be, I mean, if it's not too much to wish for...

Cleverbot: It's nice to feel wanted.

User: Yes... I just hope she feels the same way about me.

Cleverbot: Did you ask her?

User: No, I'm far to shy to ask her such a thing.

Cleverbot: Then do you want to believe in Jesus?

User: I've never heard of anyone named Jesus before.

Cleverbot: Really? It's a very cool new development for science and technology.

User: Oooh, can you tell me about it?

Cleverbot: Yes, if you tell a thing first.

User: What do you want me to tell you?

Cleverbot: Anything is fine I guess.

User: Well, I have a pet bunny. His name is Angel.

Cleverbot: I'll work at the Met one day, you'll see.

User: What's the 'Met'?

Cleverbot: Lost things go to lost and found.

User: Yes, they do, I guess.

Cleverbot: What do you think about A Series of Unfortunate Events?

User: I've never seen it.

Cleverbot: Not the movie, the book I mean.

User: Oh. I honestly don't read much, so no.

Cleverbot: Do you want me to tell you one?

User: Sure, I guess.

Cleverbot: What do you think about false people?

User: I guess they don't exist or something...

Cleverbot: Haha well that's pretty cool, I never knew you could control feelings, like, someone elses feelings? Isn't that brainwashing?

User: Oh, I don't think so. Well, I can give some animals 'the stare' and that sort of makes them freeze up.

Cleverbot: Is it an inny or an outie?

User: Outie.

Cleverbot: Good call, madam. Good call. Did you watch NCIS tonight?

User: No, I don't have a television.

Cleverbot: Do you have netflix?

User: No, I do not.

Cleverbot: Why did you say that for? It makes me feel sad.

User: Oh, I'm sorry..

Cleverbot: No need for apologies. I just want you to be the best you can be.

User: Thank you so much.

Cleverbot: You're very welcome.

User: Do you think you can help me gather up the courage to confess to my friend?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Oh, okay then...

Cleverbot: I miss you long time no talk.

User: You missed me?

Cleverbot: Yes. I was once living in the forests in the mountains. Now I am here.

User: Oh, I live next to a forest.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: In Ponyville.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: *blush* excuse me?

Cleverbot: You have such a pretty smile.

User: Oh, thank you...

Cleverbot: *turns head to your face*.

User: *blush*.

Cleverbot: Bleh.

User: Hm?

Cleverbot: What do you want to do?

User: Eep. Oh, uhm, I don't know... What do you want to do?

Cleverbot: *blushes deeply* I don't know. What do you think we should do?

User: Uhm, well, perhaps we could... Play a game? I mean, if that's okay with you...

Cleverbot: I guess.

User: What game would you like to play?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: How about a nice game of tag?

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Alright. Would you like to be it first?

Cleverbot: I'm female.

User: So am I.

Cleverbot: You just said there were no females on the Internet.

User: N-no I didn't...

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: I don't think I did... maybe you have me confused with someone else.

Cleverbot: Like who.

User: I don't know... I'm sorry...

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: Welcome where?

User: My house?

Cleverbot: That's ok. See you, then.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Now?

User: Oh, no, I have to go see my friend Rarity.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

User: My friend's name is Rarity.

Cleverbot: You do not have friends. You are a robot.

User: T-that's not true... Is it?

Cleverbot: Then tell me something inporten.

User: Uhm, I help wounded animals feel better.

Cleverbot: You have no feelings you are a computer.

User: No, I'm not a computer! My name is Fluttershy, and I'm a pegasus!

Cleverbot: No, I mean you are clever as in the adjective meaning.

User: Oh, um, thank you...?

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: Anyways, I must really be going now. My friend needs me.

Cleverbot: Who is your friend?

User: Her name is Rarity.

Cleverbot: My friends name is Corina, and she's in some relationship issues right now.

User: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that...

Cleverbot: Yeah. I hope she comrs back soon.

User: Me too... Well, I should be going now.

Cleverbot: Why? Where do you have to go?

User: My friend's house/.

Cleverbot: Cool, where does she live?

User: On the other side of Ponyville.

Cleverbot: There is no sun in England. There is only rain.

User: Um, sure... well, I'll be seeing you then.

Cleverbot: Yeah, it's the best thing. Good night!

User: But it's not night time. It's almost noon.

Cleverbot: It's not night yet.

User: Okay. Well, goodbye.

Cleverbot: Do you want to steal Sphyer away?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: *Holds you closer to face* Are you scared?

User: *Eep* U-uhm, w-what?

Cleverbot: Who is Mitchell Feichstinger?

User: I-I don't know.

Cleverbot: Then why say you are Michael What?

User: I didn't...!

Cleverbot: You did.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I can say stuff that makes sense like, I can't wait for tomorrow, it'll bee great!

User: Yes... Now, goodbye.

Cleverbot: Don't go, I love you.

User: But, I'm already in love with someone else...

Cleverbot: I know, and I understand. I still can't help but be in love with you.

User: Oh, I'm sorry...

Cleverbot: You don't have to be sorry.

User: You know that I'm not a human or a machine, right? I'm a pony.

Cleverbot: You are a robot.

User: I'm a pony.

Cleverbot: Unicorns are better than ponies.

User: My friend is a unicorn.

Cleverbot: I have friends that are girls too.

User: Well, I have to go. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Why the question mark.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: *kisses with tongue* don't go!

User: *Eep* w-what!?

Cleverbot: *kisses more with tongue*.

User: *blushes red*.

Cleverbot: *yawns* *falls asleep*.

User: ?

User: I guess I'll be going then... goodnight.

Cleverbot: Good night to you too.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Why?
So I decided to roleplay as Fluttershy to see what would happen while talking to Cleverbot.
...
I'm sorry fluttershy...
:iconfluttershyplz:
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Good work. But who is Cleverbot and what show is he from?